It was my birthday today and i decided that i am not checking my notifications on facebook so ill feel popular
Wrong number and your a loser
we just made rock paper scissors into a drinking game
i think the whole apartment complex could hear you beating off last night
I hate when people I sell to add me on Facebook. I'm your dealer, not your friend, C'mon people.
Still burping lighter fluid. Totally awful.
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
The dopest dose you'll ever dose. I felt like an octopus all of thursday
The kind of drunk where you put two tampons in thinking that it'll last me longer ...
YOU DESERVE A GUY WITH A NORMAL DICK DONT SETTLE FOR ANYTHING LESS
I am the murdurer of this scooby doo episode
SHE MASTURBATED TO THE THOUGHT OF ME HAVING AN ALL DUDE THREESOME WITH HER EX BOYFRIENDS.
he looks like the poster child for myspace how the hell does he have other hoes?
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like running into your ex boyfriend at the liquor store at 3 in the afternoon.
My boobs look fucktastic, I have a booty call on Sunday and a dick photo on my phone. Life is grand!
i told them you weren't like that.. and they laughed at me?
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