3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
So it wasn't until I came that he pointed out the glow in the dark plastic star still stuck to my forehead. Fun times.
3 things. 1. is this real life 2. my liver hates me 3. keg race tonight
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he's speaking broken english and calling me isaac.. this is not the australian i ordered for a one nighter
Woke up with his dick on the side of my face, it's like he passed out mid-mushroom stamp.
It's gotten to the point that the dirty talk in my head when I touch myself has your accent
So for future reference.... it's a little unnerving when I can't get hold of you, and the last communication we had was, "Oh fuck... It's tequila"
WHO JUST REMOVED THAT SAME BOARD IN TWO MINUTES FLAT WITH NO INJURIES, SHOES, SOCKS, OR BRA?! THIS BITCH. CRACKIN A BEER FOR DA SHOWA. BITCHES AIN'T SHIT MOTHAFUCKA
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So apparently using the emergency exit of the bar as a bathroom is frowned upon in this establishment...
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
I threw up in my backpack last night, but at least it wasn't in the pizza box again
This wine tastes amazing. It's like a fermented hug.
I woke up with a shot glass nestled between my boobs like a baby bird.
Im not as flexible as I once was, but I still managed to get eaten out in the front seat of a hummer behind keddies.
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