Job is the problem. Drinking, the solution.
Currently listening to 'Just Put it in Your Mouth.' remember when i went through that phase?
when I forget a girls name in bed I ask her her middle name then tell her i'm gonna call her that from now on
The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
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IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
And we started making out. She asked me to pick a number between 1 and 10. I said 6. She took me to her room. A few minutes later I wasnt a virgin. DUDE I WAS GOING TO SAY 2.
I woke up with a flask of whiskey and a mason jar full of sausage in my tux jacket. south georgia is where i belong
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
Yes I want to fuck your friends but it's out of respect and love for you.
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We talked him into tasing himself.
Finding a keg in our kitchen would be like god personally high fiving each of us.
It's that time of night again when I start to think I'm really funny, but no one else is as drunk as I am so they all start avoiding me.
Do you think kicking my coke habit is a good personal goal to put down on the evaluation form?
I'm making poor life decisions again. Tune in tomorrow to see how much I hate life.
You're the only person I know who would go to New Jersey to give a blowjob and I have so much respect for you for it
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