"Morning after" poops are always like, interesting.
that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
you were leaning against the vending machine asking if there was a shower you could puke in.
They were fighting, but then they bumped into the bong and it shattered. After that they just hugged and cried.
I'm so proud of us for fucking the same friend group before we met in a completely unrelated instance.
Well, that's a 3 inch weight lifted off of my vagina
IF SOMEONE ASKS YOU IF YOU WANT THE GOOD DRUGS YOU SAY YES.
I let a guy with dreads drive my car, then demanded he take me back cause I don't let strangers drive my car, while repeatedly apologizing for being a cock block.
This is like the time you took a picture of your knees and told him it was your tits, isn't it?
We spilled a whole bottle of mouth wash and then proceeded to roll around and make out in it. At least I smell minty fresh.
Well I can't go home with anyone tonight bc I stuffed my bra
So I got lost trying to find you guys and ended up proposing to a bride in a bachelorette party with a condom.
Ok you had this coming you put a sponsored filter on a dick pic
Stop fucking Sharon's exes.
Sorry it took me so long to reply. I was fucking Sharon's ex.
Sustenance and doggy style.. the only two things I need
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