He looks like Jesus, if Jesus had let himself go.
Get out...Run...Or there's going to be a dick in your mailbox
If I saw her on the street and didn't know about the two of them, I would think the only way she'd ever find love was if she somehow found her way to middle earth and an orc took her in
Its kinda awkward hearing him say the food taste like ass considering what he did last night.
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All i remember before i blacked out is you pointing to a random chick and telling me to bang her for America.
good news. according to wikipedia, my blackout might just have been "post-trauma amnesia"
It wouldn't have been a big thing. If anything, I woulda apologized to you and cleaned the remote
she tends to only attract lesbians and homeless men
We haven't even moved into the apartment yet and she has already screwed two of our neighbors. This is going to be the longest 12 month lease of my life.
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Mistake of the day: loudly discussing my gay hookups on the phone at the dmv in upstate NY... this must be what leprosy feels like
Pretty sure my body is in shock, I shouldn't feel this ok after last nite.
Dude, I'm pretty sure I slept with my TA's girlfriend
Just because the energy drink is shaped like a grenade doesnt make it cool to throw it and yell "BOOM" and break my flatscreen, asshole
She's blowing me while I'm watching air jaws. I love shark week.
You need to finger her with the Spock hand sign since she loves Star Trek.
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