I swear I have "I love assholes" written on my forehead with ink that only guys can see.
i said i was sorry for his girlfriend's cancer diagnosis and he said "easy come, easy go" and tried to fuck me
So I was blaaazed. & while he was in me all I kept thinking was how bad I'd rather be watching The Office.
yeah bitch needs to recognize there's only one person with this face
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we ran out of wine so you tried to make some by throwing grapes and nail polish remover in a blender.
I just realized I have my pepper spray, gun, and vibrator all in one drawer. One false grab and I'm screwed either way.
In case you were unaware playing with rabbits on ecstasy is the greatest thing ever. I feel like I'm ODing on adorable right now.
I'm pretty sure the guy she brought home is a polish porn star..
I'm sorry, the person you're trying to reach is WAYYY too high to deal with this right now.
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Bro you fell face first into the sand and then balled up into the fetal position and yelled help untill I picked you up, no more whiskey for you...
Like I'm getting finger banged and my family is making cookies in the kitchen. Talk about terrifying
Living alone for four weeks has given me unrealistic expectations of pantslessness.
The uber man and I sat in silence. With my underwear in my purse and my dress shoved in the pocket of the hoodie the guy gave me.
Am I required to send a Christmas card to my fuck buddy?
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
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