I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
i don't care what she did to you. we are not having sex in front of your sister.
there are so many fish in the see you have left to fuck
Just found a peacock feather in my car. Should I be the least bit concerned about this?
Between my vibrator and my iPhone carpal tunnel is inevitable.
yeah we were the ones eating jello shots out of the back of a jeep in the bar parking lot
It's a given that you're going to get peed on at a country concert
I ended up at home with a random bird sculpture and flowers
It is not if she takes a guy home Karaoke night. It is how many.
well I tackled her when she was going to go upstairs because I was convinced that the house was haunted. You gotta stick together in horror movies.
I got back and Katie was asleep holding a burrito. I woke her up and she ate it and passed back out.
Oh my fucking god, I was conceived on the first date.
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
I told him I was on my period but he says "I'm a doctor, you think I can't handle blood?" And just went for it. Jackpot
I gave him a BJ in the shower
I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
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