Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
what started as sign language exam pre-drinks to calm the nerves turned into me waving at a deaf woman for 20 minutes
Yea, i was tied up and blindfolded. And someone was throwing chicken nuggets at my face.
listening to happy ending by mika while imagining him to run after me at an aiport in slow motion... also, dipping oreos in baileys. not taking this breakup well. at. all.
He bought me dinner. He gave me his jacket when I was cold. And then ate me out in the passenger sear of the car.
Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
just walked into the study room and found an empty bottle of vodka and a passed out freshman. Did you have anything to do with this?
Just called the consul general of France "dude"
Just finished two pages in like 20-30 mins bitches SHWAMP DRUNK LIBRARY SHWAMP
They ran out of toilet paper, so I had a girl rip down the streamers so I could wipe.
Would you please stop exposing your tits on my couch?
Fuck you, my tits are fabulous
Why is there a chocalet milkshake outside our front door?
Alcohol
Know what I do when I'm in that mood? Whenever anyone talks to me I just hiss like a cat. They go away.
Uh oh we had sex and I don't think I like him anymore help
idk i usually just blame everything on steve
Steve quit two months ago
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