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She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
I think call of duty has replaced my masturbating. And I'm alright with that.
So my professor just changed my Final to 7:45am on May 6th. Shouldn't a Spanish professor understand the implications of Cinco de Mayo???
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THEY SHOULD WARN YOU WHEN THEY MAKE JELLO SHOTS WITH JACK DANIELS!!! THEY SHOULD WARN YOU!!!!!!!
Just fucked in his moms tanning bed. While it was on. Weirdest. Tan. Ever.
America approved of our night. A bald eagle flew over us at 7am
i love you. like a brother. a brother that i had sex with more than once.
I was thrown in the air atleast 3 times by baby jesus
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I didn't even have time to sit down and the nurse was like: ''You've been having unprotected sex.'' HOW DOES SHE KNOW?!?
I can feel my liver begging me to stop.
You're on Grindr at the STD clinic. I love you.
Good!!! I'm so proud of you for not snorting alcohol. Big girl steps.
Sunburned by dick at the nude beach. Bad. She tried to blow me. But. I. Just. Can't. Saddest day of my life.
Dude you came into the room last night soak and wet and told me you just took a shit in the shower
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