Why do guys in porn never have boxers on?
better question: why do you always text me when you're watching porn
Its like they don't get that I only talk to them before homecoming, thanksgiving, or any other time I go home. I love highschool girls.
I'm really sorry I gave you road head last night and made you drive over and break the sprinkler system.
And our DD is passed out in the bathtub with the curtain closed. What happened tonight
And by sexy pictures I mean pictures of my penis in strange places. I rock out with my cock out.
Dude, seduce him with cookies. You almost turned me gay with scones. Don't be surprised when they get you laid.
It was awful. Their identical twins so it was like having sex with Jeff wearing a wig and shaved legs.
sitting alone on a bench with a sombrero and a bottle of vodka. really angry i got here before you guys.
Well be careful man. Be careful. Wear shoes in the house. Safety. Safety first, then teamwork.
I would say I miss her friendship, then I remember that she gave 4 guys the clap. I'm good.
fuck you
also please return my underwear, they were one of my favourite pairs xo
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
U just kept yelling her vagina wasn't a priority bc u had a bowl of cheerios calling your name
I got a pots and pans set and a vibrator. Merry Crisis.
It baffles me why I still wear white underwear...
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