my penis was classy and tasteful, i don't know what her problem was.
i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
He just told me that he goes squirrel hunting. NO LONGER BANGABLE.
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That's the last time I do shots near a campfire.
the whole story woulnd't be so depressing if i had made out with ANYONE but the piano player.
I'm putting "buy a bottle of scotch" on my "productive things to do to procrastinate studying for finals" list
You're right. Single life welcomed me back with open arms. It's like it knew it wasnt going to be long when I left.
So we get back to the hotel room and Tom strips off his clothes... His first sexual act as my fiance? Helicopter dick. I gave him a high five.
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There is blood on my sheets, we apparently used 8 towels, everything in my shower is knocked down. Wut?
I spent most of my night in the men's room eating popcorn on the garbage can conversing with strangers pissing
Hi, I put a dog in your house, I hope it's yours.
when I walked in the door they were passed out naked, on top of eachother, with tetris controllers in their hands.
No, I'm not a heathen. You two are the heathens, I'm the whore.
Who did he bring home?
Idk. But did you see her shoe choice by the stairs, I'm really not expecting anything great.
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