there should be a relationship option on facebook "stillllll in a relationship"
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
Oh just living the dream. And by living the dream I mean drinking franzia out of a martini glass and watching family matters. Also, drinking every time Carl Winslow has a mustache and Eddie wears MC Hammer pants
I did shrooms last night. My drug checklist is complete, I can finally graduate.
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So can we talk about how we all three made out with the bike taxi driver in lieu of paying him. I'm not even mad, that's resourceful. You know what married girls would have had to do? They'd have had to pay.
Slept with my first Irish dude before I even got off the plane. Dublin has no idea what I have in store for it.
A talk about Arizona woman's rights politics has never turned to sex so quickly before.
I'm such a good drunk match marker. You single, you single... Drunk friend meet single boy. BOOM illegitimate baby made!
You can't just walk around stealing hats from drunk boys and peeing in bathtubs. Turn down.
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Should I be concerned that the new guy I'm seeing just referred to my stealing a sailboat in college while drunk as "wholesome"?
just because you have a nice tits it doesn't make you a magic little snowflake.
THERE IS A BABY THAT ISN'T MINE THAT'S GOING TO HEAR ME BEING SEXED!
The worst thing about buying this extremely comfortable bed is that once I get a girl into it, all she wants to do is sleep. I want my fucking money back.
Sorry I threw up all over your Lyft.
It's ok I woke up next to a dumpster.
It’s official. I’ve hooked up with all three brothers now
You should go after Dad now
I should! He’s definitely middle age fuckable
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