ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
would you object to me following you around all the time with a video camera and selling it to TV? Your life could make me millions.
Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
The online application for Mcdonald's said I could do incredible things there. Today I threw out shit filled underwear in the women's restroom and escorted a very drunk/high 42 year old man outside after he ordered a 5 dollar foot long and a bloody mary.
While we were having sex he told me "this is what you get for not parking my car right" I have never drove his car. He was that kind of weird.
he broke up with her mid blow job, and somehow convinced her to finish. I want his life
I love that the power of margaritas brought us back together.
he's gonorrhea incarnate
It's my birthday weekend! I'm getting a Brazilian and he's going to fucking Arkansas. Where the fuck are his priorities?
Well I'm sorry I assumed you were a human and that humans have the capability to forget sometimes.
2:34, make a wish! I wish I wasn't on acid at Planned Parenthood. What's yours?
only i would get off to receiving death threats online
Plus you get to call him out on being a dick. It's more satisfying than ever sex I've ever had.
I am luring the porn star to my house with chicken!
Dad is wasting no time getting back out there. Just walked in on him and a Twin Peaks waitress in the hot tub
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