Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
Hot
but i really can't criticize. i blacked out waaaaaay ahead of schedule.
I think I have swimmer's ear. From his tongue.
For the record I fully support drunken you in most social situations... Just not charity events.
Just think about it this way, every time you work Sunday, it's another $75 and that equals another hooker when we go to Amsterdam.
I'll have to explain it to you tonight when i call drunk. It will sound better
Watched him slip somethin into her drink. Dragged him of his bar stool, punched him out, and told her what i saw. Bartender used some chemical to confirm presence of rophynol. Just woke up at her place
Oh god, so much rum. I think I was in a shotgun wedding with a Bacardi promotion girl.
Why Weren't you wearing pants?
because pants are for people with no imagination
We just don't discuss our relationships. It's pretty much like we're single no matter what to each other. And I'm okay with that. ¯\\(ツ)/¯
I hate being the only medical professional in the group. I always end up patching you guys or being the DD when I'm on call. I have problems I need to drown in booze too...
I just remembered I made you punch yourself in the face last night and I would like to formally apologize for that even though it was hilarious.
The amount of effort it's taking me to not shit my pants this morning is probably a sign to slow down the drinking
I spent all the money my grandpa gave me for Christmas last night….solid start to 2015
I'm just sitting here drunk and eating peas because my life sucks
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