Just got the American Express annual summary for 2009. The amount of bars we visited last year is impressive.
For the record, a bath beer is far superior to a shower beer...
I just looked at all of our spring break pictures... there's a guy getting a blow job in the background of the ones on the beach.
Just put the gallon of milk in the microwave. Dad might know im high.
I just don't understand how a line to ride a camel on a college campus could be too long for you to wait in.
I wouldn't fuck her. Looks like her vagina smells like a seaside orgy.
What can I say? I like my food like I like my women, not entirely fucked by our contemporary world.
sleeping in bed with your booty calls married sister...you're the stuff heroes are made of.
I know you're my sister, but I'm pretty sure I'm going to have sex with one of your exes this weekend. He's probably not gay, but I'll let you know.
I will now send you explicit pics of mine and her genetalia bound together forever in the devils dance that is sexting.
Sheila knows I only go down on her on Bastille Day. Valentine's Day we get high and watch The Neverending Story. THE SYSTEM WORKS.
I've literally exhausted all the videos on pornhub. It took like 4 years, but I've done it. I did that quicker than I finished college
I should have known when she said it would be "fun" we'd end up in the hospital
I just found a piece of dried shredded carrot on my bed
it was the most awkward makeout ever. it was record breaking really
...i feel like you have a lot of those.
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