So, I'm about to rent a movie, order pizza, and use my vibrator.... Am I dating myself?
You should see what I'm doing to your stuffed animals
In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
I wish I could rss feed the hooker ads on craigslist because it looks suspicious that I check craigslist every hour.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Yeah. Fortunately, the road to Hell is paved with naked 21 year old girls.
Which beats the fuck out of good intentions.
I queefed so loud it echoed.
You need to always be prepared. Like a sex firefighter.
Maybe it was silver. I don't know. I was drunk sifting through my dogs vomit.
She finally pulled over after almost hitting 4 cars and a semi and asked me if i was rwady i told her to let my penis to come back out
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
can i text him and be like "oh yeah, forgot i kinda made out with a girl this weekend. For future reference, does this count as cheating?" ?
It is completely possible to eat beef jerky sexually.
Told my brother the truth how I meet her...I grabbed the first thing I could when the cops came. 10 months later we are engaged.
Just want to apologize again for asking to spot your form in the shower.
Just sitting in the tub googling "how to remove sharpie from skin". You?
Ahhh the shame of taking out my recycling
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