Hurry. And bring back up. SHE WON'T STOP TALKING.
I play with my boobs when I'm bored. I playwith my nipples whe I'm drunk
I may or may not have puked in my RA's suggestion box.
Dude. She told me she felt bad for not giving me more blojobs. HOW COULD THAT HAVE GONE BETTER?
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You better drive. If I decide to let them talk me into a 3-way, I don't want you to be stranded.
She just had to change the song on the radio cause I was tap dancing on her windshield
Well see how he likes it when I randomly start crying and saying my dads name during sex I WILL RUIN ALL HIS FUTURE BONERS
Cops just came and got two guys out of my class. I can't do college. Seriously cannot rage at this school anymore.
I saw a crackhead in a ballerina outfit riding a bike while waving her hands and one leg in the air. Never seen such talent in my life
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He told me he deactivated his facebook because his girlfriend caught him wackin it to my profile picture.
10 points to you
one of my coworkers wanted to look something up on YouTube on my tablet. I didn't know how to explain why my most recent search was "girl fucks dog."
I just smoked by myself in my childhood bedroom, how happy does it seem I am to be home for Christmas?
you're no funn. i shall go consult my friend vodka on this matter.
My throw up tasted like pumpkin, fall is right around the corner.
I'm going to need a penis the size of a bat
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