You're a womanizer and a bitch.
Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
So im using the back of a keystone box as notecard for my presentation
I want to fuck you with a popsicle till it melts then eat it out of you
Really.
I wanna die of smoke inhalation. In a huge teepee. Or one of those big things kids in kindergarten have that you throw up in the air then sit inside of.
I said you have to fuck the german guy and take one for the team...it's a once in a lifetime opportunity you know.
somehow he and i always have our deepest conversations after phone sex.
Copy that. Decided to shower with a beer in a glass bottle. Gotta stop the bleeding first. Be there is 20
Naked snow angels was a very bad idea. My vag is now frozen shut.
I woke up and there was a mans ass as my screensaver...
This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
We were in bed, and he looked at me and asked if I'd be weirded out if he took his leg off. BEST.SEX.EVER.
Such a big mess for such a small penis
No, I'm not a heathen. You two are the heathens, I'm the whore.
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
Randomize
