I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
Dear tim. Christina farted and it smells like kid roses.
the family i'm sitting with looks like the Addams family. Except for the daughter...she looks like Shrek
my new favorite insult= "thundercunt"
Glad I put on jeans. You could measure my ass sweat with a rain guage.
she called my cock the "semen sword" and then we invented a position called excalibur
I'm taking child development now so if you get pregnant i can raise your child no worries
I just saw the pics of me from the costume party as Party Boy. I've effectively cock-blocked myself forever.
I'm sorry I didn't make it out, I got distracted by sparkley boobies.
I sat down with you and helped you write your will last night. I was THAT convinced that you weren't waking up.
see if i had a dick i'd definitely smack people in the face with it
He was singing Will Smith Just the Two of Us to his burrito. That high.
He was sitting cross legged outside his tent repeatedly hitting the ground with a hammer and shouting 'this.is.a.good.idea.'
He yearns for your heart.
He needs to stop being a pussy about it.
You just said the word 'slut' out loud in your sleep and then made a moaning noise
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