Just met a synchronized swimmer, can you imagine the things she could do in the water
Legs for days
Harpoon that
it actually wasnt that awkward...i planned on saying hello and walking away..then she asked if i wanted to go to lunch and i looked at her chest and said absolutely
I have no morals, kinda like you have no standards
None
I can't wait to see her breast feed this thing
I will also be strapping forties to the puppies.
He told me i had to sleep under his bed. He said it would be my castle.
Don't worry about it. Anal sex isn't always sunshine and wildflowers.
Nothing says Welcome to America than having the international house watch a sorority girl puke over the edge of the porch at 8am.
Jen's arm is stuck between a wall and her bed. She's naked and needs someone to go help her.
you riverdanced for the cops while the rest ran away.
Just want the two of you to know, I went to a golf tournament today. Respectable, expensive… Flipped the golf cart. Seriously, I'm 40. What the fuck?
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
i now regret my decision on turning down your offer of sex in the backseat
I purposely left my thong and accidentally left my ethics book, hairspray and most of my dignity.
There. There is gum on my butt cheek IT IS NOT MINE
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