My boss just gave me full permission to come into work wasted this weekend.
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
Nothing says true friendship like 2 people bonding over potentially having AIDS.
Just to clear things up. I did not walk in on him jacking off to your facebook profile.
they're like a gay fantastic four
Well idk about you but my nose is all recovered for the weekend.
you can hold your grudge or you can accept the alcoholic treats as a peace offering. your choice
peace be with you.
STD scares really help you understand the whole six degrees of separation thing...
My goal this weekend is to get a number that goes with the penis I take him.
Aspirations
I gave them the 'I used to fuck your son' discount.
I guess I'm just gonna have to learn to live with the fact that I'm the guy who takes his pants off at the party and tries to start an orgy
When I went to pick up Adam from the train station, I found him passed out, covered in gold paint and wrapped in a red blanket. someone had glued a gaudy green rhinestone to his forehead. He looked homeless.
THERE ARE NO EMOJIS TO SHOW MY SEXUAL FRUSTRATION
I am just High Enough to train A-Team of bodybuilding squirrels MMA techniques to tear you asunder. And it's not that I want to is just don't you make me do it!
I woke up naked in a tent. I was more upset that the air mattress had deflated.
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