It smells like Drakkar Noir and desperation out here.
That's why you should quit smoking.
I think you came in my ear last night and I had to pick it out infront of my kids in class today
So if we break up over this are you still gonna come over and do my dishes?
And I'm ok with his balls touching my ass
About to be a 4Loko vomit fountain in 45 seconds, what color will it be? Animated birds will fly out of me.
i was giving head the other day and thought of your all penis tastes the same quote and couldnt stop laughing
Sex is always the answer.
Especially if the question is: what have I not had this year?
Reason # 294827284949272 i could never be a cop. I would just shoot. All the time. Ppl. Animals. Inanimate objects. Air.
Fuck you and your widespread penis snapchat
He found out about your side hoe and still helped you try to find a lizard that got in the house
Life should not be this hard with a dick this big.
Answered a bio test question bc of watching phineas and ferb. Remind me to always drink when studying.
I am listening to my ipod while i puke, this is most entertaining hangover i have ever had.
Yah. I'm gonna lay you down and feed you grapes, except I'm gonna replace grapes for my balls
From now on I'd like to be known as Rampage.
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