i just realized i've been trying to levitate the potatoe chip out of her hand for the past ten minutes. i think i smoked to much.
I just watched Jersey Shore so I would know what rock bottom was when I reach it.
You told the entire McDonalds staff that I was a whore and that you didn't want your french fries cooked.
Is there a reason why the cops knew her name as they were chasing her?
I think I just got a contact from my own exhale. Def dying.
So, I'm tripsitting Ruben cause he's on LSD, and he's starting to eat the chair because 'it is evil' according to him... I can't choose: should I stop him or film it?
HIV testing and a light brunch. Sounds like a great way to spend Christmas Eve.
Maybe you'll have a Christmas miracle
She is 6 months pregnant and gets more action at bars than I do.
Also I've accepted I am not going to be a catch today. I look like a dead hooker and the remedial work is going to be patchy at best with the shakes I've got.
Oh shit that's not good dude. I'd head straight for Williamsport hospital the first ingredient in that shit is lithium batteries. You don't want to know what the second one is
I was really surprised he asked for my number the next morning..... and my name.
my dad just liked my status about my bowl being stolen even he feels my pain
"You can have sex in my class, just stay quiet. I don't like noise." My professor... Shall make for an interesting semester.
I have so much to do, no motivation, and Harry Potter is on. You KNOW whats taking priority in my life right now
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
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