i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
You can only be slapped by Eastern European waitresses so many times. I guess they don't want my huge cock in their iron curtain
If Curt Schilling could pitch a game with that blood-filled sock... if Tiger Woods won the 2008 US Open with a torn ligament, then I'd be an embarrassment to the human race if I couldn't manage to at least jerk him off even if I was still crying after he put it in my butt.
So as she is about to take the walk of shame she flips out. Apparently someone left a brown present in her shoes.
If I don't wake up hungover in a ditch Monday morning I will consider my halloween a failure
I have been running off of weed, alcohol, and Mexican food. What is Tallahassee.
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
I can neither confirm or deny any bear related allegations right at this time.
I could seriously attempt to try and saw my head in half with a butter knife cause im pretty sure it could not hurt any more than it already does
Hooking up with him was lovely.. but waking up in his bed the next morning and finding double stuffed oreos... I mean.... I won
I tried to take a cute nude but sneezed halfway through. I sent it anyway
He sang a ten minute song about me sitting on his face and eating quesadillas. Pretty sure I have to marry him.
I wonder how drunk we can get before Christmas Caroling turns into trespassing.
april was a good month for me, sexually...doubled my number, had a threesome, fucked a girl for the first time and two different boys in one night. there should be a medal
She made kool-aid with tequila instead of water and rolled a blunt about the size of an Oscar Mayer hot dog. Best blind date I've ever had. I think I will love her tell my dieing day!
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