How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
My male hookup buddy is gonna meet my female hookup buddy, let the awkward hookup games begin!
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
I think the guy in front of me just puked in a styrofoam cup.
Grilled cheese and whiskey for lunch is why i should NEVER be a housewife.
He looks like he got hit by a weed-eater with chlamydia
Gotta admit I did think about bartering you out to the gay guys for $20 and the dudes flashy neck scarf
You were great dude. You wanted to charge the guy with fedora $100 to get in.
'twas the night before moms weekend and all were blacked out. Not a coug was sober not even farm house. I was down to fuck but you were not in sight, so I bid pullmania a sweet goodnight.
My ex-fiancee UPS-ed me a sixer of tall boys, and a fifth of bourbon for christmas, from halfway across the country. What does this mean?
I danced with a french guy who licked the sweat off my neck and poured a drink on me. Not gonna lie, that shit was refreshing
LET ME HAVE MY JUDGMENT OF OTHER PEOPLE
STOP TRYING TO FUCK MY DAD
THE HOT GUY IS YOUR DAD?!?!?!?!???
and idk now I have nine bags of lettuce in my fridge
He loves blowjobs.. were meant for each other.
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