Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
I would never have sex with Danny Devito!! JSYK.
Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
I'll write directions out on a napkin and slip it to him. Then say P.S. The UTI is gone.... that's not creepy at all right?
He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
turns out they were just sand fleas, not crabs.. thank you random mexican girl from padre who's name i can't pronounce
I'm 99% sure I high fived a girl over mashed potatoes last night
Walk of shame dressed as a Christmas tree, it happened. Ho ho ho bitches
We were watching sports center while I blew him so we could see the football highlights. I missed fall
I won the 'drunkest person at a family event' award tonight.
My name will be tattooed on his ass by sunday.
Is there anything more American than getting day drunk and watching Hulk Hogan promos?
I'm ne vrr drinkjng againnnnnnnn dforeal.
I'm not saying it wasn't great. I'm just saying sleeping with a gassy, depressed,45 year old mother was a different experience. Would do it again though.
You went after him with a sword while screaming “FAJITAS!”. And Todd was dressed as a Goth for some reason
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