Using what I learned in my global terrorism class last semester to sneak booze onto my cruise. thanks college.
Asking the cop for directions wearing a lion mask may not have been my best moment...
No i'm not calming down the girl at white castle did not need to see the picture of my dick on your phone.
She said I looked exactly like my dad. Then she made out with me. Should I be questionable?
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I heard him say "bet you won't", look over 10 seconds later and she's blowing him.....looked eloquent under the glow of a camp fire.
I look like one classy bitch running in heels through my backyard while carrying a small dog and a large bottle of booze. How am I still single?
Seems like you've kicked summer 2012 off well.
The dopest dose you'll ever dose. I felt like an octopus all of thursday
I have invented a new game to play on campus. It's called "Mormons or Pledges?" It's fantastic.
Deciding whether to take my sex toys home for Christmas will be the biggest decision I make this holiday season
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Well she made a 15 year old cry, the grandmother did an ice luge and I woke up to the sound of sex moans
I'm getting married
To pizza
I yelled "NO FLEX ZONE!!!" at the guy that thinks it's cool to take off his shirt at the party then proceeded to puking
He said we were going to get fucked up in the woods so here we are
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
I just made the same noise looking at my salami sandwich as I do hooking up with you.
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