Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
I lost of the blow last night. Found it later in my bag labeled Fairy Dust.
We pulled over so he could pee and the next thing I know he's running down the hill by himself with his pants down
ambylanc
what?
there was an amgbulance. iw ish i was in it.
I'm not taking advise from someone who responded to the pickup line "I have a penis"
I also witnessed that same parrot perched on the head of a man grinding with a girl.
Interesting. As a girl I don't know how okay I would be with that.
She seemed pretty into it.
Are you stuck outside of your house because you forgot to walk up stairs? Cuz I've been there.
That's the kind of activity you can only get away with by wearing a lion codpiece
too bad I'd hit a car before I'd hit a bush.
Are we talking about jumping from windows or your willingness to fuck a car instead of a woman?
Walking towards a police car with full spotlights on you while being fully erect..awkward exp. for both parties
I feel like it should at least be like a "hey look I'm actually fine that I drunkenly gave you my virginity!" friend request.
Don't trim your pubes if you've been drinking. I can't believe I have to tell you more than once.
He's completely obsessed with his ex but gives phenomenal head. So overall, yeah, good first date.
he put a condom on for a handjob WTF
So just spent 30 minutes of my life talking to my cousins friend who told me she buys cocaine from a pizza place by asking for extra Parmesan
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