Okay, I have a threesome with foreigners and suddenly I'm a man-whore
hey got me stoned for the first time when i was 14. there is no bond stronger
So High I just made Cadbury Coffee. I don't know what it is yet, but it involves Cadbury Eggs and coffee.
I just had to download an app to edit pictures on my new phone. The things I do for sexting...
I have to overdose on valtrex I had a rough weekend.
mid blow job she looked up and said "we aren't even facebook friends!"
I had to wash my hair with conditioner because my sister got hammered and gave the dog a 3am sprinkler bath with my shampoo.
Well at least I still have a burrito in my pocket.
Almost stopped showering halfway through to go get food
You thought her boot was a stray dog in your house..
I'm trying to cause a divorce, your hooking up with a felon, I think we need Jesus.
I would go disguised as someone he didn't have premature ejaculative sex with but I don't know if I could stay in character.
I mean, if I asked you, would you cum on cotton candy for me?
it’s about to be september and all i keep thinking is what if i go (another) full calendar year without having sex?
I woke up naked next to my hot manager. Left before she woke up, and worked an entire shift with her. She has no idea.
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