I have a hot bod, but my face sucks, what can i do?
Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
You asked the waitress for a vasectomy and handed her a butter knife, like you were ordering something from the menu
Got one of only two perfect scores in the class on the quiz I took drunk. This is not a good thing for me to have learned about myself.
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He threw up in a cup in the limo and when he got out the bouncer told him he couldn't bring drinks in so he gave the glass to that dumb girl we brought with us from c street.
I know, she tried to drink it
Three people drank on "never have I had sex in a tractor." Iowa at its best?
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
I only listened to his story about leaving the Amish community because I was hoping for a free drink
Question. Was fucking Laura an entirely regrettable decision?
like...quickly.
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is one penis in the hand worth one better nicer penis in the manscaped bush?
I'm a great relationship counselor. My vagina will let you know if your relationship is gonna work or not.
Crust to egg proportion prescribes to a pedantic form of quiche. It's like saying breakfast pizza isn't pizza at all.
I was trying to drink every time they said planned parenthood but my body isn't cut out for this.
They had like literally all the dildos. It looked like a seance for dick. I left the apartment and haven't been back.
Sitting naked in my bed eating leftover Mexican food drinking coors light.. Can it get any more single than this?
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