how to cook rice: 1. put random amount of rice and water in a pot 2. have sex on the kitchen floor. when you are done having sex the rice is ready
Jerking off has been your answer to everything tonight.
So someone hacked my email and facebook and posted a boob pic I took a few years ago as my profile picture. I feel like an MTV commercial.
I'm sorry but when I'm riding in the trunk on the way to mcdonalds at 6 am I just don't want to listen to reba macintire
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Dude i think i got lasagna in my eye
I would have thought, as two of my best friends, you girls could have cought me as I fell out of the shower. There are so many bruises.
My lips are sealed. Both pairs.
It's home.......I'm going to the store in disguise to get skittles and cake frosting. Then I'll eat the frosting in a dark corner while I cry and wonder what I did to deserve this.
Last night after the bar I went home and ate a pulled pork sandwich in a bubble bath
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Of the three people getting wasted at this dance competition, im two of them
If you're mature enough to fuck him you're mature enough to tell him you don't want a relationship come on
I think I just gave my niece a weed pinata...
He jumped into a mall fountain. I don't think that warrants a lifetime ban or the disorderly persons charge, but whatever. Fuck you Pennsylvania.
I can't say too many people would say watching their drunk best friends fuck in a hot tub is very normal.
im on a boat
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