I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
Hey sorry about saying i hated you. it was the coke and the ice cream.
Great. There's a birthday party at work today. Now I can stand around and feel uncomfortable for an hour.
you came back at 4am in a suit jacket and a half eaten burrito...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
He gave her the shocker .. I didn't know people really did that.
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
her night didn't end so well, both of her boyfriends got arrested... together.
And then the lady sheeps would bring me the finest grass to eat cuz im the sheep king and id have sexy smooth sheep fur
I just peed in a flower pot on the veranda while crying and holding a drink
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
i accidentally sent all my draft messages..how do i do damage control for the multiple "fuck me now" type msgs sent at ten am?
I almost lit my balls on fire tonight.
Can't wait to hear which one of you won the 'fuck a bigger geek' contest last night. Queen Amidala vs Lara Croft. See you at breakfast.
I'm sure he'll make the rejection quick and completely justified.
The site I use to study flash cards keeps showing ads for truck companies hiring drivers. It's like the site is saying "hey, we all know there's no hope for you, just give up and Become a truck driver."
I would definitely ride that dick into the sunset if nuggets are involved
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