just caught my little brother jacking off the family pet
Who was that guy you went home with?
Hang on, I'm trying to ask his name right now.
unrelatedly i think im gonna download boogie nights just to see mark wahlberg's penis
Totalylr drunk. Coveredc in cryola marker. Loving it. Straight men everywhere. Don't be surprises when I'm pregbat romorrowwwww
He was like a foghorn with a huge penis.
Last night did I take a piece of pizza out of your hand and then proceed to eat it?
Twice...
I need to find out this kids work schedule. I need mustache rides on my lunchbreaks.
Can I also remind you that we insisted on touching his mustache?
Well of course I remember it took up like 20 minutes of my night.
no it was
but you compared your dick to a female disney character
not that i'm not about exploiting men for money
You know I base where I go on the likelihood of me getting laid there. This includes work.
THIS IS NOT A LAUGHING MATTER, CAITLIN. MY PARENTS ARE FUCKING. LOUDLY.
Just stopped at a cross walk because the light turned red 3 streets down. I'm way too high.
right after that u started calling me g-force and started trying to bellyslide down his drive way
Who is naked dude in the kitchen?
Randomize
