I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
He went soft
Wait. During?
Yeah, he was IN. MY. MOUTH.
becoming an adult blows. i don't think its possible for me to wake up for anything that doesn't involve kegs and eggs or half naked bums passed out in our yard.
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
Burnt my ear trying to use the bathroom blow dryer as a telephone.
I think you're going to have to drive me to white haven. I don't know if my brain can handle having my mom drop me off at a strip club.
Good for him. He wanted to accomplish walking across niagara, I'm hoping to accomplish not throwing up tomoro nite, we all have our own priorities in life.
Faking my way through an entire party as a British exchange student. Wish me luck.
SORRY BITCH CAN'T, TAKING SHOTS TO WHITNEY HOUSTON.
I feel like there should be a database and you screen your boyfriend's scrotum and all the fucked up shit they've done goes on file.
I say that because you at one point were like a mama spider covered with baby spiders only you were a man covered with strippers.
You need to get a passport so we can carry our bad decisions over the border
We did blind alcohol taste testing and she got 10 of 10. I'm in love.
he went down on me WHILE i ate BACON PIZZA! best. boyfriend. ever.
Don't know where this pizza came from but i got breakfast in bed
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