awesome recipe for disaster- bar hopping at the airport
I am NOT getting arrested in a batman mask
All I heard was "I swear it'll be funny" and then we were in jail.
So I just tried to wake him up with a blow job and he literally touched the top of my head and said snooze button
Looks like a significant portion of my drinking money just became legal fees.
At one point, the guy you were fucking high-fived with the guy I was fucking. We should hang out with them again?
We haven't even scratched the surface on the damage we could do. Just saying
We've been walking through the woods for two hours, he just keeps taking pictures. At least we'll remember this tomorrow.
It's like weed even makes my glasses better. Everything is so bright and clear and beautiful!
Can you stop being a bitch and just take some Kaluha shots with me bro?!?
It's like Jesus got stoned and this would be the sandwiches he'd make
yeah im watching him make his speech now. cant take him seriously tho. hes talking about funding for education and all i can think about is how ive seen what he looks like wearing womens underwear...
She was yelling at the tater tots, "In five minutes, you're going in my mouth!"
I just talked with someone about real estate trends in Atlanta then got three blowjobs in a row. Boom.
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
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