I bet he comes in French.
i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
Im glad youre not pregnant with that New Jersey assholes baby. Your vagina would have smelled worse than Newark.
And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
your boyfriend is drunk and yelling to the bar that he loves his cats
I don't not like him. It's just wierd talking to him because we both know I fucked his wife.
I don't know what you're talking about but its dick galore in the tub. We will be getting poked tonight. Bring forks.
I tried to interpretive dance to Candy Shop to stop the awkwardness.
Holy. Crap. I just found a hickey on my bikini line. He never got my pants off. WHO IS THIS MYSTICAL HOOKUP WIZARD?
Liz is crying about burritos again.
i was trying to figure out what "tidy fucking" was when i realized he meant "titty fucking" and i need to start banging smarter people....
Went into Walmart to get a pregnancy test. Came out with a beta fish and chocolate.
I hope you get eaten by satanic starfish.
Stay strong! Remember we're too uncoordinated to be strippers to make money instead of being a nurse
i cant go to his party cause last time i pressed the red buttons on the wall and the fire alarm went off for 40 minutes, i'm not allowed back there
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