It's not a real calculator it's a math calculator
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
On blowjobs: "If you decide to go there, you finish the job. No complaining." I don't care if it sounds like she's talking about Iraq, I'm in love.
I'm sorry, but you without makeup is like christmas without presents.
CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
Of course she's mad at you. You Kanye Wested a picture of her catching snowflakes in her mouth. "imma let you finish but..." was the shaft and you put two of Kanye West's heads for the balls.
we just ha sex. he lasted two minutes. i told him to leave because i had class
isnt today saturday?
Renamed my iPod as 'the titantic' so when I plug it in it's says 'the titantic is syncing.'
She had a baby and now works at Hooters. She is the poster child for peaking in high school.
You woke up, laughed, proceeded to throw up on me and then passed out again.
That's why we don't trade sex for Taco Bell. It's called the dollar menu.
i think the realest test of our friendship is how hot your sister looks right now
They forgot my ranch. They're dead to me.
At one point I believe I was despencing medical advice while wearing a sombrero and a hulk hand
As long as it's before midnight it's cool. But it would be understandable to ring in my new year shitting myself just before I go to Iraq.
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