I wish my dick could take responsibilities for his own actions
Found a joint walking to class. I feel like the environment is rewarding me for being green.
She. Own s my pussycat. Roxk it like. The sun hitting the horizon
You are not about to raise that baby deer, you can BARELY raise yourself... Return it to it's mom now.
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I saw you sitting on top of my car trying to row back home... Did you make it?
Threesome in a minivan. New low
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
We made a water bong out of a wine bottle... Being an architect major finally payed off.
Dude, we apparently put a washing machine drum in that back of your truck with the full intention of making a bonfire in it.
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Did you know that if you chase vodka with cheap red wine it tastes exactly like college alcoholism?
Just remembered I said your cat looked delicious last night.
the hole that the tears left- fill it with pizza
Not really how I planned to achieve immortality, but I'll take it.
I stole $10 from the guy I hooked up with last night.Not sure why but it was definitely more satisfying.
You have to commit to sexting. You can't just quit right after I send you pictures of my asshole.
Seriously, come on.
I feel like there's a picture of my ass on the internet right now.
I hate you.
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