guess who just spent driver's ed figuring out how to draw a guy giving head
Why were you high on a thursday?
today's a wednesday
I asked first.
just chased whiskey with a pickle. i definitely recommend it
I don't know how many crown and cokes he went through but I know it was more that I have fingers. We are never leaving Texas.
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this lesbian fantasy crush is getting WAY out of hand. just spent an entire meeting staring at her long fingers thinking, "oh those could be fun"
I think I found out what we're going be for Halloween....Alcohol poisoning victims.
Oh my god. He likes it up the butt. But loves womanly support. Omg. Its bad. Its bad. Ive had too much whiskey for this to be ANYthing except bad.
it's a drink the shower water kind of morning ...
You're lucky I'm tired or I'd take a pic of me mounting a reindeer yard decoration
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I forgot about snapchatting a pic of us, but I remember flossing with your hair.
Is it totally terrible that I just signed up for classes and already found the guy I'm going to bang??
Why didn't you ever bring me to the pope as a baby so he could kiss me.
Just ignore the penis. It's won't bother you. I promise.
There's a bull to ride and dancing on the bar is encouraged. This is my heaven. And this is why god made leopard tube tops.
I’ve gone two rounds already this morning and I’m ready for a third. The moon is in the house of sluticus hornius.
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