I hate myself for knowing the words to party in the USA.
You better get here soon. I'm about to spend $30 on a cactus online
In my junk email folder, there are literally 67 messages from Alcoholics Anonymous. What..the fuck.
Just saw some girl biking on campus with a babyseat on the front. Baby included. Do you know how many points that'd be worth?
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
If letting him bang me while i'm wearing reindeer antlers and a painted red nose isn't the christmas spirit, I dont know what is
She handed me her tooth and asked me to hold it so she could swim.
it's 2:30 on a sunday and I just won a wine chugging contest. I'm never graduating.
Nobody is stopping the marines from drinking in class on veterans day. They literally brought a cooler with a bottle of whiskey and vodka on ice. And are passing out red cups to anyone interested. Staying in Vegas for college has officialy become an A+ decision
why does CNN give a flying $@*# about the royal baby so, so much?
i hope they name him Joffrey
If it goes near your penis, it should not go near the Hawks.
WHO THE FUCK PEED IN MY BONG
You are in a fancy European city. The best way to truly experience the city is through Tinder
all I remember the next morning was crawling through the doggy door and finding my underwear in my purse
I want a musical about memes.
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