I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
My grandmother just explained bulimia to me as a diet
So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
The bong broke. we're having a little funeral followed by an inaugeration service for the new one
his dick is like his red hair, amazing but useless
her face looked like how i feel after Taco Bell
I kinda volunteered your dick to help her deal with her virginity issues. Figured you wouldn't mind.
He's drinking 50/50 vodka/water out of a camelback. Disaster would be a compliment at this point.
Faces of meth called, they want their look back.
We got back from the bar and started watching bizzare foods, which subsequently led to the consumption of large amounts of rancid lunch meat and small insects.
It's 3 am and I'm buying cat food and batteries for my vibrator. Good thing I shaved my legs for this.
I think even the taco bell employees judged me
I don't know how it started but we all ended up shirtless andI was covered in crawfish and wearing a sombrero.
Sorry I missed your birthday party. I caught a dick and rode it to O-Town
The streets are paved with hand jobs
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