how was the sex?
he smelled like pickles and burnt hair.
well, there's that.
I now officially know the distance between my two boobs is one twizzler.
I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
im guessing your the one that tried to make bacon in the toaster
No i peed with you in the toilet. The guy I high fived was mid pee in front of the urinal
Why did you come into my room last night at 3am and pour monopoly money on me while you were crying?
Evidently I told a girl she should leave the bar because no one wanted to fuck her.
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
The best part about living in a college town is the annual rush of senior girls who want to get in their lesbian experiment before they graduate.
Eye drops are like seatbelts of being high. Think about it
Well its all fun and games until you get naked with your ex in the shower. that's NOT flirting
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
Let us rub each other in fish scales and become mermaids
he sent me a picture of him holding out his pinky so we could pinky promise. i have to fuck him now
Who the fuck puts glitter on their vagina? It’s all over my face and crotch.
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