She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
she calls it her "sourpuss" because everyone makes that face when they see it.
Just incase you were wondering, the count of ladies who have perioded on chairs at our fine restaurant is now at 3.
Got bored today and made list of places in apt I want to have sex. One includes opening and coming out the window.
If I die, please delete the word file entitled "Rainy Day"
Ive had to apologize to every girl i know today because of you
Woke up un the hot tuv. Climbed out fo the hot tub and fell asleeo. Woke ip again in the hot tub.
The kid next to me is typing a powerpoint presentation.. title: Reasons to Wear a Condom, subtitle: The Ian Story
The first slide was titled: You Could Get a Girl Pregnant.
So....maintenance found the bullethole.....
im in the library and there's this guy on a computer just staring at a google image of beer. finals week is rough.
Her mom is a nurse who got called in to declare someone dead. Just got wing manned by a corpse.
I asked him if we could switch positions so I could watch the Olympics... I'd say date number two is a miss
I wonder what dick looks like without astigmatism?
I think my fortune cookie is telling me I give good blowjobs.
I have 35 pounds of pennies. Need any?
Is she still on a quest to lick every stranger that enters the bar, or have the restraining orders reached critical mass?
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