Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
My mom assumed I was crying because he was leaving. Figured that was better than explaining my eye's sensitivity to semen..
i am pretty sure she ate my hamster last night. i am thinking this because she left me a note that says she ate my hamster and my hamster is no longer in its hamster cage.
We're pregaming our midterms. Also, when we get our tests back, we're taking a shot for every point we lost. If you're not in, you should just go ahead and transfer.
We need to get her a baby shower present. And no, a blow up sex doll with her dead boyfriends picture stuck to it, is not appropriate.
What if I told you that I had 160 ounces of cheap malt liquor in my backpack? Espn films 40 for 40s presents: Edward 40 hands. Our room. 11PM/10 central
It's tough not drinking when the bartender adds rum to your coke without telling you, and doesn't charge you
Han Solo would be ashamed of me.
I just KNEW this was gonna happen. NEVER say "all the free Jameson you can drink" around Tina.
I'm still working on figuring out my birthday blowjob schedule. I'd love to just have all three of them get in there but I get the feeling they wouldn't like that.
All I know is that I have a black eye and an extra $200 in my wallet. Other than that, clueless.
he was wearing a pyjama shirt under a dress shirt under a hoodie under a robe under a rain poncho the man was prepared for anything
it was like reliving my childhood drunk at a bar.
You smell like a steam boat captain.
Whatever your on right now, I want.
Divorce can be hard, but look on the bright side. Your soon to be ex raved about your dick and I’m great with hard things ;-)
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