It's American, baby! There ain't nothin gross about America.
You kept shouting "Relax and take notes" every time before you would hit the blunt
He told me he was ok to drive home. Then I found him face-planted in the parking lot.
i feel like god sat there all night pointing and laughing at me
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Found my phone laying in a snow angel outside my apt this morning.
Make puking fun. Chug half a monster right before you blow. Throw up foam. Most unique experience ever.
OHMYGOD did I try to use pinesol as a mixer?
That gas station is used for only two things, picking up moonshine and getting murdered. Only two outcomes.
Wors thing about having a cop dad: random drug testing
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We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
It's not a funeral, it's a celebration of life. Going commando AND braless is really just honoring him!
bitch dont make me pour hotsauce in your vagina
My neighbor was my D.A.R.E officer and I feel like I've defeated him by smoking weed outside everyday
Sitting on couch, workout sex makes me more sore than regular workout
I have a lot of money, and no morals. shots on you when you get here.
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