just passed a tour group on my way home. the guide actually said: 'and THAT kids is whats known as the walk of shame'
I just saw that your im name has '4eva' in it. Your man card has been revoked.
Would you like to blur the lines between friendship and lesbianism tonight?
Best thing law school has taught me: how to use logic to turn a girls "no I will not have sex with you" into "well I might as well get laid"
looking back it was a good thing we were too wasted to fire up the chainsaw
I walked in and you were laying on the floor bleeding everywhere half asleep half crying and moe was at the kitchen table eating frozen pizza refusing to acknowledge you. What a sight.
dude, where are you? this beer run has taken so long i read war and peace, took a nap, and shaved 3 times.
We go out, we get drunk, we watch Star Wars, we pass out. What's wrong with this tradition?
It's all fun and games until you have to pay the bar tab.
I would rather suck a dick or two than go there
I'm going to have to go for it. It's like Mt. Everest. It's large and unpredictable but I live for adventure and it's worth never coming back from. Mt. BigDick.
well, shes hot as hell, but she does keep saying she's the president of the loch ness monster's fan club, so that's kinda a red flag...
Wine through a straw in a subway cup.....classy
Painted a stripper an elf costume. Her coworkers liked it. Now in a room full of naked strippers.
I'll be coming off of 7 days of not drinking. No horse tranqs either. I haven't been this sober since I was in the womb
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