my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
I just got wrote up for "repeatedly smelling like alcohol"
That was long passed due.
the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
I literally made his dick bleed. How the fuck do you think it went?
I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
I don't want to talk about her cat for two hours only to dry hump till I'm blistered. Not worth it.
Hefty paycheck and not get wasted can't exist in the same night
We're like a dynamic duo.
Bisexual and Proud, Lesbian and Loud.
Guess who just made out with Sloth from The Goonies!
You drunkenly promised dick pics on your way out the door and then never delivered. I don't know how I'll ever be able to trust you again.
Mom has wine in a to go cup. It's that kind of night.
Not my fault the fence refused to just break when I ran into it.
Why do pants feel so unnatural once you enter your own house
Dude. why do I feel like I am cheating on you every time I do shrooms?
no no no no you can't just say your dirtiest secret is "i sat on goldfish by accident once" and just leave i have QUESTIONS
AT LEAST TELL ME IF THE GOLDFISH WAS STILL IN A BOWL??????????????
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