We owe the rent and you're unemployed...you're in no financial position to flirt with cocaine addiction.
Is it a problem that I find my wife's 16 year old niece sexy?
I am full of burrito and curiosity
You left half a beer on someones car and claimed it was a second day of hanakuh gift
There is a woman in the bar breastfeeding a baby. Doing shots. Gotta love maryland Applebees.
if you really think there are plastic pots safe for the stove i fear for your future landlords.
i'm about to rub a glazed donut on my face just so it feels like you're here
Lets just say I chased with a burrito.
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
:(
I feel like captain Morgan put his peg leg up my ass
I just told a guy I'm a cross of Kim K, Hilary Clinton and a dragon... He was still into it.
My cat just smacked my blunt from my hand and then put her head in my hand. I don't know how to feel
I made him leave to get me chicken nuggets so I could have sex with his roommate
We already gave up cheese, how are we supposed to give up coke?
I woke up and there was a huge blow up palm tree in my bed...
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