i finally understand why guys leave in the middle of the night.......they got it right
rhymes with "ouble enetration"
The best part was that when i tried to chase her she ran off in one of those barbie motorized jeeps that little kids use and i chased her on a big wheel, thru lincoln terrace
Can someone please explain to me why I woke up looking like Ziggy Stardust
Im already sauced. Have been for hours. Its kinda my thing.
There's a girl in front of me with a see through white shirt on and her back says I suck bad dick. Fun night hun?
Well, ive pounded a baby into a stripper and a girl who was on jerry springer, a 16 year old is logically next.
and then you went into taco bell without pants...and surprisingly you weren't the only one there without pants
On my way home right now. I miss you. let's cuddle. whiskey.
He told me to put on my big boy pants, then take them off and fuck her before he smacks me with a chair. His pep talks suck.
He made me brush his hair afterwards because it made him feel like a ken Barbie.
God I hope the sex was good.
Dude... She just sent me a story of how she wants to fuck me on a boat and call me her captain.. Well ahoy mateys, lets set sail
Tell the cops to let you through! Tell them you need to do drugs!
Possibly threw up in my purse last night. Still suspicious of of all actions
I woke up at 6:30 in the morning on the A train on 14th street. You wouldn't know anything about that right?
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