hey, here's something you don't have worry about since you're a girl: finding crusty cum in your bellybutton.
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
The waiter to-go cupped my bloody mary without me even asking. THAT hungover.
we did it on the golf course and he threw the condom in the pond. some poor fish is gonna choke on it
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there's a guy looking for his pants in my room, is he yours?
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
Do not tell me that that is not the face of a man who has sex with goats.
Apparently I still called the officer "sir" despite the fact I was at a .21 BAC. Southern girls are raised right
I am tired of banking on my penis size to overcome my lack of game.
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Admittedly shitfaced... I have two questions. 1)why is the fan in my bathroom on? (Sub-text: is there a ghost?). 2) is your underwear really argyle?
He stood me up.
I'm no sure if I should be pissed or proud that he finally grew a backbone.
I just wanna have sex and go to Denny's after is that too much to ask for.
The parents I babysit for are at this orgy. I need to leave.
Um that's okay I got up on the table at IHOP and terrorized the entire restaurant for a phone charger after I stole the whip cream from the kitchen and started eating it out the can
He woke up and decided to go for a swim in the lake... At about 3am... With his dogs
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