think im gonna go get a six pack before class and sit in the back of the room...
you made me watch la bamba, and then you yelled at me for disrespecting your mexican heritage.
Shit sorry. Maybe I wont give you this sweet ass fanny pack I found in my parents attic
I'm pretty sure if an eight year old calls you a whore.. it's true. just saying.
I can't believe we had "50th anniversary of man in space" sex.
Last I saw him was around 10 this morning. He was passed out on the porch with his head under the barbeque cover and there were cups of orange juice around him as well as loose tobacco spread everywhere. Good luck getting a hold of him.
He literally sends me dick pictures, EVERY DAY. SEVERAL DIFFERENT ANGLES ..it's like I GET THE POINT.
that's right. bitches got laser pointers. let's fuck shit up
We should drive around in your Jeep on snow days and get stoned while we help random strangers stuck in the snow. So much good karma.
Well you busted in the house and yelled with pride about Uber giving you a ride over with your new bong.
Smoked a blunt with my dad then introduced him to cinnabon delights. Today was a good day.
I'll truly miss your penis but your use of words and phrases such as bae, yolo, swag, and totes have ruined how attractive you once were.
Are you trying to say I've made an emotionally well rounded transformation similar to the Grinch?
she walked through the crowd, completely naked, slapped a pool attendant in the face and stole the towel he was carrying. she used it to dry her hair.
all I remember is grinding on everyone in the room regardless of gender and quoting the lion king non-stop. We need to stop buying Jameson.
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