porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
Just tried calling my phone on my phone because i thought i lost my phone.
I could literally track my booty calls if I ever got knocked up by my parking tickets
after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
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Granted I did fall into a pond wearing your dress, but I did save a frog in the process so I think it was worth it.
truck drivers should not leave their trucks unlocked with cigarettes inside when we're drunk and walking around.
I wanna get freshman fucked up and do shady things on the last Friday of my youth.
In light of your oncoming completion of twenty-three years of personhood, I feel a pressing need to blast country-pop phenomenon Taylor Swift's hit single "22" in your general direction until midnight.
I made everyone scream the national anthem with me after playing true American last night. I'm pretty much their leader now.
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I'm in the ER bruh, I went skinny dipping last night and a cat fish bit my dick.
Seeking encouragement from my tinder matches to ace this test. I've sunk to a newest low.
I think my pickup truck has been used for the sex... This doesn't sit right with me.
Nah, I was done when the Big Pun lookalike began to sob and tell me I looked like his ex...
I think I just found my soul mate...he's wearing a zebra striped onesie and is into Michael Jackson...I'll explain in the morning.
He just kept repeating "It was like meep meep meep on my balls."
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